Oh My Greek Gawd!

What happened to you?

I mean, darling that is… correction… DUDE!

That is so not you!

You are a style icon, remember?

If not that, you judge a modeling competition!

Remember?

If not even that, you are a woman!

Remember?

In case you are wondering when this picture was taken, then here it is.

It was the Do Something awards that she attended last weekend. And she even took home the Do something style award!

Well, supporting a mo is surely ‘doing something’ and it surely is a fashion statement… but Jesus Christ!
Not for a woman!

I guess somebody is getting a little complacent. I mean, how much time does it take to get it away? If you are too lazy to do that, then think of what we men have to deal with everyday.

Minus the facial hair, she looked all glittery and starry eyed, pulling off what can only be described as a ‘too bright to see without shades’ jumpsuit!

See what I mean?

She looks gorgeous!

I had always loved her looks on the America’s Next Top Model episodes. She looks ‘will give you blisters’ hot!

Why did you do this Tyra? You have ruined yourself for me!

Now every time I look at you, this is what I will remember!

What do you think?

Is age getting to her mind?

Oh, what am I saying!

She’ll bounce back! Of course she would!

She would, right?

I am a little worried, because I do not want to have nightmares. And if I keep seeing her in this avatar of hers, nightmares are a sure shot guarantee for me!

God Help Us!